Complaint #212
“When I lay in bed and try to watch TV, the colors on my plamsa TV look all distorted. How annoying!”
-Whine by Suzie
Complaint #211
“Finish this list for me, Dan Brown: Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, and _______. Don’t think your fans have forgotten that you owe us a third book. We’re waiting.”
-Whine by Toby Glenn
Complaint #210
“For a site that’s so popular, Pitchfork sure does have a lot of bugs.”
-Whine by George S. Parlier
Complaint #209
“Jesus Garmin, I’ve been driving for 10 minutes and you still haven’t acquired a signal? Good thing I checked Google Maps before I left otherwise I’d be completely lost.”
-Whine by Eric Farrell
Complaint #207
“Can’t someone make a Tivo for the radio? I love my morning show but I can’t stand these mattress commercials.”
-Whine by Ted Merendino
Sorry, Whiners
I pulled an all nighter at CH and that threw off my WhiteWhine schedule. We’ll be back to the regular schedule on Monday.Complaint #205
“Can’t my gym hire personal trainers who are actually in shape? Seeing a trainer with a beer gut isn’t really a good motivational tactic.”
-Whine by Colleen Shugrue
Complaint #204
“Putting ‘SPAM’ in the subject line does NOT make your email to the ENTIRE office telling us you have Carrie Underwood tickets any less annoying.And, no, we don’t care when they are ‘sold’, so the follow up email saying so isn’t necessary, either.”
-Whine by Carrie
