Complaint #455
I just have NOTHING that I can wear France! I’m going to look like such American trash. -Whine by Lauren




SAD. Ordered an olive green yoga mat from Amazon and the one that showed up is bright orange.
-Whine by @DoreeShafrir

I am so tired of people who make stupid comments on The Onion’s videos on Youtube. Ever heard of satire, people?
-Whine by @thatquietkid



I feel dumb whenever a new xkcd sends me to Wikipedia. Still, though, I’m learning, I guess.
-Whine by @bookcat

My sister effed up my $45 Rainbow flipflops. She said she’ll buy me a new pair, but the leather takes FOREVER to break in! Ugh.
-Whine by @SoSarahSays


I hate when new jeans have that straight-from-the-factory smell. I really don’t want to be reminded of the blind Cambodian slave child that made 1/8 of a penny to weave these pants with her teeth, thx.
-Whine by Christine

