Complaint #765
-Sent by Kyle




Never taking @boltbus again. The internet is so bad I cannot watch netflix.
-Whine by @alexmottern

Sister: I wish we had trust funds.
Me: We do have trust funds.
Sister: I mean the kind of trust funds where I can just buy necklaces whenever I want.
-Convo by Sean

I wrote the funniest comment on my friend’s profile picture, and NOBODY ‘liked’ it.
-Whine by Maddy

Complaint #667 - Doubled up from yesterday with another incredibly white White Whine.
- Sent by Jillian..again
