White Whine - A New White Person Complaint Daily

Complaint #508

Why does my new Audi have the iPhone interface in the glove compartment?   How will I check my email...

Oct 1st

Complaint #507

I can’t watch The Wire without the subtitles turned on… -Whine by @vt_mruhlin

Sep 30th

Complaint #506

I hate it when my iPod Touch’s screen gets stuck in horizontal mode. I don’t want to...

Sep 29th

Complaint #505

If summer is over maybe you should tell you produce department, Whole Foods.  Where is the squash? ...

Sep 28th

Complaint #504

OMG - Does Pitchfork have to review EVERY Beatles album re-issue separately? -Whine by Nate

Sep 18th

Complaint #503

My neck is sore from having to move my head left to right all day at the US Open. -Whine by Chrissy...

Sep 17th

Complaint #502

Ugh google maps, no I don’t want stores named after orchards I want REAL FUCKING ORCHARDS. ...

Sep 16th

Complaint #501

I think I bruised my tailbone at Hot Pilates. -Whine by Emily

Sep 15th

Complaint #500!

Re-blogging my favorite White Whine of all time in honor of our 500th complaint. Thanks for everyone...

Sep 14th

Complaint #499

My building decided to move the recycling bins to one of the sub basements. Guess who won’t be...

Sep 11th

Complaint #498

Ugh.  You posted SO many vacation photos on Facebook.  It’s going to take me forever to look...

Sep 10th

Complaint #497

Ugh I have 4 different argyle socks with NO matches! -Whine by @csjordan

Sep 9th

Complaint #496

“Stuffing lobster with imitation crab meat?  You’ve got to be kidding me.” -Whine...

Sep 8th

Complaint #495

Ugh, my girlfriend eats so much hummus but it gives her the worst breath. -Whine by Tony

Sep 4th

Complaint #494

Ugh, I bought lemon Perrier by mistake! Seriously tastes like dishwashing liquid! -Whine by...

Sep 3rd

Complaint #493

Why can’t Blackberry have an “ampersand” symbol? I am sick of typing...

Sep 2nd

Complaint #492

Wait, we’re on the regional?  Why aren’t we taking the Acela?!  I should have...

Sep 1st