Complaint #327
“Ugh, I just found out today that I’ve been pronouncing ‘salve’ wrong for the past 20 years. Why didn’t anyone correct me?!”
-Whine by Sade
A Word from Me
Hello Whiners, I’m Streeter and I run this website. I’ve noticed a few people in he comments here seem to have misinterpretted what this site is all about. This is a humor site intended to poke gentle fun at the absurdities of white folk and their love of gadgets, expensive coffee, winter sports and catalogue shopping. It is NOT a place for white supremecists to post moronic, racist comments. If this kind of shit keeps up I’ll take the comments off, which would be a shame because there are some genuinely funny people on here. Sorry a few backwards assholes are forcing me to write this post. Ugh.Complaint #326
“Damn, I forgot my mouse, and I hate using the touchpad. It’s sooo slow.”
-Whine by Aaron
Complaint #324
“It was so crowded I couldn’t even get a seat on the ferry back from Nantucket. It makes me think we should stop going to the family’s beach house for Thanksgiving every year.”
-Whine by Miller
Complaint #323
“Talk quickly…you have NO IDEA how cold my iPhone gets in this weather.”
-Whine by Pete
Complaint #322
“Can you honestly believe there are people who don’t know the difference between ziti and rigatoni?”
-Whine by Thomas
Complaint #321
“Why am I the only one making money in the stock market? It’s really killing the conversation at dinner parties whenever I bring it up.”
-Whine by Patrick
Complaint #320
“There’s no excuse for a store locator to use Mapquest instead of Google Maps. Get with the times, borders.com.”
-Whine by Joe Z.
Complaint #319
“Ugh, there are too many seeds in this granny smith apple to really enjoy it.”
-Whine by Katie