White Whine - A New White Person Complaint Daily

I’ve lost all of my transaction history on Mint.com due to the Chase takeover of WaMu…Shit.

-Whine by Colin

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Complaint #536

I wish you could filter out “IKEA” from the craigslist furniture for sale.

-Whine by @realpigasus

Where is Trader Joe’s getting their produce from? I swear, their avocados go from under-ripe to over-ripe overnight.

-Whine by Brant

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Everytime someone asks me to fax something I become enraged. Can we please retire this technology once and for all?

-Whine by @Michelleimiller

I think I will start ordering my Caribou drink as “Soy Vanilla No-Upsell Latte”. NO, I do not want a blueberry muffin.

-Whine by @Airways

Ugh! My mom can’t make parent-teacher conferences for my Philosophy class because she has an appointment with her nutritionist!

-Whine by Raipennor

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Oh god, Hulu, get some advertisers. I can’t take another “hungry children” PSA when I watch The Office over breakfast.

-Whine also by Nick Douglas, 2 good ones in a row!

Sufjan Steven’s quirky song titles are stretching out my last.fm charts!

-Whine by Nick Douglas

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Ugh, why does Modern Marvels’ Hulu channel only play the worst episodes? I don’t want to watch an episode about pigs!

-Whine by Austin

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Ugh!! I’m trying to get my flu shot today and they moved the location without notice!

-Whine by @wburch72