Complaint #200
Here they are, my favorite whines of the past 199 posts. I want to thank everyone who has been submitting whines and visiting the site every day. It’s really a joy to run.
Now where’s my f*cking book deal?
“I just haven’t seen any movie worth watching since ‘The Squid and the Whale.’”
- Whine by Me
“What the fu… Turbo Tax is raising their fees again this year?! Fine, but this is the last time I’m using them.”
- Whine By Dean Brooks
“Ugh, The guy at T-Mobile swore to me this was the newest Blackberry.”
-Whine by Steve Soph
“Ugh, why do people even bother complimenting me on my car if they’re going to mispronounce Audi?”
-Whine by Thomas McKinney
“I’m tired of this ‘will he-won’t he’ garbage…Garth Brooks, either make a comeback or retire!”
-Whine by AJ
“Just because I have a gas-powered fireplace doesn’t mean it should smell like gas when its on.”
Whine by Jared St. Croix
“I hate it when my Forbes Magazine subscription shows up later than the newsstand copy.”
Whine by Eric Yawn
“That’s interesting, because I was under the impression that ‘R-E-S-E-R-V-A-T-I-O-N’ meant I wouldn’t have to still wait for a table. No I don’t want to wait at the bar.”
-Whine by AJ
“I mean seriously….how many hockey games can one guy miss and still call himself a fan? They are called SEASON tickets for a reason.”
-Whine by Robert Lyons
“Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that my messenger bag is taking FOREVER to be delivered?”
-Whine by Michael Armstrong
“I mean it feels good to buy organic, but would it kill Whole Foods to stock Diet Coke?”
-Whine by Ben Austin
“The Simpsons used to be a satire. Now it’s just a cartoon.”
-Whine by Ben Falik
“Why was the year of my birth such a disappointing year for bordeaux?”
-Whine by Stephanie Garfield
And my all-time favorite whine….
Complaint #30“Can’t they just make ski boots that are easier to walk in?”
- Whine by Robert Lyons