White Whine - A New White Person Complaint Daily

Complaint #528 - IRL Whine

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Ugh!! I’m trying to get my flu shot today and they moved the location without notice!

-Whine by @wburch72

Complaint #527

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Ugh, not another week of Teen Jeopardy! these questions are so easy even Trebek looks bored.

-Whine by Steven

Complaint #526

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Well, I ruined dinner. My vodka sauce tastes like marinara.

-Whine by Vanessa

Complaint #525

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:47:54 -0500

“I can’t believe my Jack Sparrow costume didn’t win the costume contest! I spent, like, $200 on it!”

-Whine by Matthew

Complaint #524

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

God, I’m just too busy to go to Germany.

-Whine by Kristn

Complaint #523

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

The Fresh Direct server is moving SO slowly. At this rate it’s going to take me all night to order my groceries.

-Whine by Lacey

Complaint #522

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

There’s never enough bicycle parking at the farmer’s market.

-Whine by @stephendalton

Complaint #521

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Sorry, but previews for other movies are NOT special features, DVD.

-Whine by @spcilk

Complaint #520

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:39:09 -0400

Ugh, Time Warner, how about updating your movies on demand? Nobody wanted to watch Astroboy a month ago and they don’t want to watch it now.

-Whine by William

Complaint #519

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Why do the cleaning ladies always have to be here the mornings I can sleep innnn?

-Whine by Stephanie

Complaint #518

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Worst. Sample sale. Ever.

-Whine by Ariel

Complaint #517

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

J Crew’s been totally hit or miss for me this year…

-Whine by Robert

Complaint #516

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

How come no one ever “likes” my blog posts in Google Reader?

-Whine by Jessie

Complaint #515

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

England! Time to enter the 21st century. We elected Obama, all I’m asking you to do is unblock Hulu or get some more damn channels.

-Whine by Ben

Complaint #514

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Man, reloading my music on this new iPod is going to take ALL day.

-Whine by @erichsabo

Complaint #513

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Ugh, doesn’t this cafe have any simple syrup?

-Whine by @cameronreed

Complaint #512

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Where is the quality control on the foil lids for Yoplait? I hate when there is no tab to pull and I have to pick at the edge to get it off.

-Whine by Kristen

Complaint #511 - IRL Whine

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

our pizza stone cracked in half while it was in the oven. Lame, we’ve only used it 3 or 4 times.

-Whine by Chad

Complaint #510

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:15:57 -0400

Hey, TBS. If you’re going to be the only channel I can watch Post-Season baseball on, perhaps you should teach your cameramen to white balance. Just a thought.

-Whine by Chelsea

Complaint #509

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

My parents are renovating the kitchen but they aren’t going to replace the linoleum with hardwood? So much for resale value!

-Whine by Oriana