White Whine - A New White Person Complaint Daily

Complaint #242

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:26:36 -0400

“Ugh, thanks Gmail, another misspelled email auto saved to my contacts list.”

- Whine by Mike Tucci

Complaint #241

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:18:23 -0400

“I know I have all that basil in the garden, but have you seen how expensive pine nuts are getting?! The pesto’s almost not even worth it.” -Whine by Alec Kretchun

Complaint #240

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:21:16 -0400

“The A/C in this building is way too cold.”

-Whine by Iowa

Complaint #239

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:27:26 -0400

“What? You’re not delivering tonight because your kitchen is too busy? I just spent 10 minutes passing around your menu so everyone could check off their order!”

-Whine by Jon Feldman

Complaint #238

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:15:10 -0400

“Why is there no emoticon for lazy?”

- Whine by Marcela

Complaint #237

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:00:54 -0400

“I see by ‘toasted’ you meant ‘slightly warmed.’ Thanks for the effort Dunkin Donuts.”

-Whine by Tammy Nelson

Complaint #236

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:28:53 -0400

“I hate when Cosi runs out of regular iced coffee lids and gives me the dome one. Hello? The straw won’t even reach the bottom!”

-Whine by Me

Complaint #235

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:05:51 -0400

“It’s called a U.S. Open LIVE Blog, you’d think ESPN would have sprung for the Auto-Refresh feature.”
-Whine by Bradley Norris

Complaint #234

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:42:20 -0400

“The Wifi on this bus is SO slow. I had to put my gmail in basic HTML!”

-Whine by Steven Gee

Complaint #233

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:01:49 -0400

“If I wanted my Firefox to look like Safari, I’d just use Safari.”

-Whine by Robina

Complaint #232

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:38:07 -0400

“Why give me all this brie if you aren’t going to give me enough crackers to spread it on? Stupid Au Bon Pain.”
-Whine by Lish

Complaint #231

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:24:11 -0400

“Why can’t I watch last week’s Top Chef online? Thanks for nothing Bravo.”

-Whine by Brett Lacy

Complaint #230

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:47:50 -0400

“Ugh! Why do they even allow Carharts on the slopes?”

-Whine by Harlan

Complaint #229

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:21:42 -0400

“You never know how much you need something until the day its gone. Cliché, yes. But today I forgot my iPod earbuds and this day without music has been near death.”

-Whine by DP, via Marco

Complaint #228

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:36:45 -0400

“Couldn’t they put something in these organic gummy bears to make them taste better?”

-Whine by Helen Graves

Complaint #227

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:59:37 -0400

“What is the deal with the New Yorker putting all the new articles online two days before it arrives in the mail? I feel like I am being penalized for being a subscriber.”

-Whine by Greg

Complaint #226

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:49:19 -0400

“Why call it a ‘beach cruiser’ if all you’re going to do is hog the sidewalks?”

-Whine by Bradley Colosimo

Complaint #225

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:27:49 -0400

“Another summer, another disappointment: I guess Dave Matthews Band is just never going to play Salt Lake City.”

-Whine by Justin Knapp

Complaint #224

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:15:10 -0400

“Let me get this straight…You don’t have a foreign film section?”

-Whine by Jordan Clark

I really appreciate the press and all, but get the URL right,...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:22:54 -0400

I really appreciate the press and all, but get the URL right, Metro! Ugh.