White Whine - A New White Person Complaint Daily

Complaint #537

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

I’ve lost all of my transaction history on Mint.com due to the Chase takeover of WaMu…Shit.

-Whine by Colin

Complaint #536

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

I wish you could filter out “IKEA” from the craigslist furniture for sale.

-Whine by @realpigasus

Complaint #535

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Where is Trader Joe’s getting their produce from? I swear, their avocados go from under-ripe to over-ripe overnight.

-Whine by Brant

Complaint #534 - IRL Whine

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Everytime someone asks me to fax something I become enraged. Can we please retire this technology once and for all?

-Whine by @Michelleimiller

Complaint #533 - IRL Whine

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

I think I will start ordering my Caribou drink as “Soy Vanilla No-Upsell Latte”. NO, I do not want a blueberry muffin.

-Whine by @Airways

Complaint #532 - From The Youth

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Ugh! My mom can’t make parent-teacher conferences for my Philosophy class because she has an appointment with her nutritionist!

-Whine by Raipennor

Complaint #531

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Oh god, Hulu, get some advertisers. I can’t take another “hungry children” PSA when I watch The Office over breakfast.

-Whine also by Nick Douglas, 2 good ones in a row!

Complaint #530

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Sufjan Steven’s quirky song titles are stretching out my last.fm charts!

-Whine by Nick Douglas

Complaint #529

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:03:49 -0500

Ugh, why does Modern Marvels’ Hulu channel only play the worst episodes? I don’t want to watch an episode about pigs!

-Whine by Austin

Complaint #528 - IRL Whine

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Ugh!! I’m trying to get my flu shot today and they moved the location without notice!

-Whine by @wburch72

Complaint #527

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Ugh, not another week of Teen Jeopardy! these questions are so easy even Trebek looks bored.

-Whine by Steven

Complaint #526

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Well, I ruined dinner. My vodka sauce tastes like marinara.

-Whine by Vanessa

Complaint #525

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:47:54 -0500

“I can’t believe my Jack Sparrow costume didn’t win the costume contest! I spent, like, $200 on it!”

-Whine by Matthew

Complaint #524

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

God, I’m just too busy to go to Germany.

-Whine by Kristn

Complaint #523

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

The Fresh Direct server is moving SO slowly. At this rate it’s going to take me all night to order my groceries.

-Whine by Lacey

Complaint #522

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

There’s never enough bicycle parking at the farmer’s market.

-Whine by @stephendalton

Complaint #521

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Sorry, but previews for other movies are NOT special features, DVD.

-Whine by @spcilk

Complaint #520

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:39:09 -0400

Ugh, Time Warner, how about updating your movies on demand? Nobody wanted to watch Astroboy a month ago and they don’t want to watch it now.

-Whine by William

Complaint #519

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Why do the cleaning ladies always have to be here the mornings I can sleep innnn?

-Whine by Stephanie

Complaint #518

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Worst. Sample sale. Ever.

-Whine by Ariel